Dinner Conversations

Again, a conversation from an almost married couple at dinner time.

T: How are the meatballs?
S: Good. Want one?
T: No, I'm really full. Want some of my chicken cheesesteak?
S: Hmmm. No, I'm okay.
T: Are you sure? Here, eat this side.
S: What, like the butthole buttcrack of the sub?

--One minute later--

S: I thought you didn't want any meatballs
T: Well, they're really good. Eat some of my sub.
S: No, I'm okay.
T: Just eat the butthole buttcrack.